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SKOOL DINNERS

 

 

(FANCY DRESS PREFERRED!)
"For what we are about to receive
may the Lord make us truly thankful."

 

 


Dinner

Served with scoops of mashed potato, diced carrots and dead cabbage.

 

MINCE PIE
Some sort of lumpy grey matter (including bone & gristle) in a glutinous gravy, encased in a pie crust.

CHEESE PIE
Some sort of lumpy yellow matter (bearing no relation to any known dairy product) baked on a pie crust.

TOAD IN THE HOLE
The stools of the proverbial butcher's dog, inside a frangible Yorkshire Pudding batter.

IRISH STEW
Bits of everything-but-the-kitchen-sink (sbut not forgetting the pigswill bucket), submerged in ectoplasm.

BATTERED FISH
As in assault & etc. An unknown species reared in an aquarium in the biology labs?

 

Afters

Served with globs of artificially-yellow custard substitute

 

MANCHESTER TART
Short-crust pie base filled with a stratum of jam and topped with a layer of set custard.

DEAD FLY PIE
A wodge of stodge pudding sprinkled with currants (or so they told us!).

PRUNES
Unstoned sun-dried plums in a blackish syrup.

RICE PUDDING
Some may just prefer a spoonful of the commercially-produced jam..




Humorous descriptions aside, taste how good these dishes could have been!