Dinner
Served with scoops
of mashed potato, diced carrots and dead cabbage.
MINCE
PIE
Some sort of lumpy grey matter (including bone & gristle)
in a glutinous gravy, encased in a pie crust.
CHEESE
PIE
Some sort of lumpy yellow matter (bearing no relation to any known
dairy product) baked on a pie crust.
TOAD
IN THE HOLE
The stools of the proverbial butcher's dog, inside a frangible
Yorkshire Pudding batter.
IRISH
STEW
Bits of everything-but-the-kitchen-sink (sbut not forgetting the
pigswill bucket), submerged in ectoplasm.
BATTERED
FISH
As in assault & etc. An unknown species reared in an aquarium
in the biology labs?
Afters
Served with globs of
artificially-yellow custard substitute
MANCHESTER
TART
Short-crust pie base filled with a stratum of jam and topped with
a layer of set custard.
DEAD
FLY PIE
A wodge of stodge pudding sprinkled with currants (or so they
told us!).
PRUNES
Unstoned sun-dried plums in a blackish syrup.
RICE
PUDDING
Some may just prefer a spoonful of the commercially-produced jam..
Humorous descriptions aside, taste how good these dishes could
have been!
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